Thursday, July 22, 2010

Nasi Goreng Biasa

Lokasi - Kedai makan tepi laut yg servisnyer kura-kura pon lagi laju

Lat : akak, bg sy ns goreng yg ade aym ngan udang tu ye...yg akak ckp td tu..
akak waitress : ok, ns goreng biasa satu
Lat : eh, x..sy tanak yg biasa...sy nk yg ade udang ngan ayam tu la
akak waitress : ye la, ns goreng biasa la tu
Lat : *pndg muka akk tu slama 5 saat* suka ati akk la.....

pas je ns goreng tu smpai, aku tros kire brape ekor udang dlm tu..
WOW, ns goreng biasa ade 6 ketul udang!!..bsr2 lak tu..
agak2nye mcmmane la agaknye ns goreng luar biasa diorang? lupe nk tanya :D


Pelajaran Matematik arini..Even Einstein pon bakal terkejut arnab!!

Itula pengalaman ntahhapehape aku masa anta adik aku kat Poli Sabak Bernam. Atas rekemendasi adik aku si Fauzan tu yg kata mi udang kat situ mmg terbaik, kitorg pon menjamu la perut, mulut, tekak yg meronta-ronta kelaparan., supaya tidakla abdominal fluid yakni jus gaster merembes ke perut comelku XD

Sampai je kat tempat kejadian, aku watla muka jakun..'ooo, kat sini ade laut rupenyer'..tapi yg klaka nye ntah mcm mane la aku nk lalu pegi ke kedai makan ni? dahla souvenier cam wau etc bersepah kat lantai...terpaksala aku berjalan senget benget cam cite 'Matrix'- elak sane, elak sini..ish, diorg ni pon...meniaga elok2 la sket..kang aku pegi pancing sendri ikan kt laut kang..

Disebabkan aku x bape gemar mkn mi, aku pon orderla ns goreng 'biasa' tu.. Yg lagi dua orang tu order mi udang. Ade jugak org amek order setelah sedikit berpeluh keti aku menunggu. Ade ke ptt pegi kemas meja dari lyn kitorg yg dok melambai-lambai mntk amek order? yg hampehnye, bkn de customer len yg br dtg masa tu..bertmbah-tambh hampeh lagi bila lepas tu customer br dtg, cpt pulak amek oder..huh..

X lame pastu, mi udang pon sampai tp nasi goreng aku x sampai2 agi..uhuk2.."rase sket mi udang tu", kata aku kat ain. Urm, rasenye lebih kurang cam mi bandung yg mak aku wat (tp yg mak wat sedap agi :P) ..mmg len dari yg aku bygkan, aku igt mi kari rupe2nyer mi bandung. Overall, okla mknn kat situ, sedap dan murah...owh cuma nk tmbh lagi satu x puas ati sbb kerang bakar yg Dayah order dah serupa ngan batu bakar, mmg berbunyi 'ketak ketuk' la bile ketuk2 kerang tu kat meja...cis meniaga x ikhlas!

Moral of Da Story : kalau nk meniaga, buatla cara nk meniaga. Ikhlas2kanla diri anda. Selamat beramal :D

Saturday, July 17, 2010

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER


I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Somehow I end up on your page
Praying to God it isn't private
So I can see your face
...again
Same pictures as before
but something about this profile gives them a special glow

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Your status updates and wall posts are always so enlightening
Sometimes this is all I need to get my daily dose
...of you
I never get tired to see your face

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Silently I stare at you
I know when you will be around
I know where you've been
I know where you are bound
But, as always.. you don't know I'm around

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
You don't even know me
But my love for you runs deep
I see you in my dreams
I want me in yours too
But there is no way to tell you

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Don't ever think that I'm deranged
I love you but you'll never know
Because I'm your silent stalker
I'll continue watching and wanting you

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
I stare at my ceiling
lying in bed
so many thoughts wheeling
around in my head
and yes, its all about you
I close my eyes
and try to sleep
my heart cries
and I'm in too deep

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
So many nights that I spent
imprisoned in my room
dark and not a single friend
it's much more like a tomb

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Life is so tormenting
all my thoughts fermenting
I am alone
Forever walking alone
Listening to my heart beat
You and I, we're not together

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Now I'm starting to think I'm crazy
When did this all begin?
There is something about your voice, vids, words, and pics
That intrigue me far more than anything

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Hoping that I will never get caught
This has to forever remain my secret
You can never know that the instances when you @ reply me
Of my thousands friends, you're all I see

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Silent stalking keeps me in a happy place
Always bring a smile to my face
Sheltering myself from possible rejection since you'll never know

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
This is how it's going to be
It will, and has never changed
I'll continue to be your stalker

I AM YOUR SILENT STALKER
Silent stalking makes you the best I never had

And you...

Have you ever silent stalked someone?



Thursday, July 15, 2010

RASA ITU MASIH ADA
















Rasa itu masih ada....walau tidak seindah dulu

Anak buaya terenang-renang
Anak kunci dalam perahu
Hanya saya terkenang-kenang
Orang benci saya tak tahu

Awak-awak mengumbut sauh
Nakhoda pantas mengenal angin
Bukan berlawak bercakap sungguh
Hati berbekas cintamu dingin

Hendak cawan diberi cawan
Secawan kopi sepotong roti
Kasih tuan jauh di awan
Saya di bumi jenuh menanti


arghhhhhhh!!!!! u NEVER know and NEVER WILL how much i wanted to be with u!!!